Sometimes I come across things that don’t just make me dislike one person in particular. Things like people tidying their dogs or letting their 5-year-olds wear provocative Nicki Minaj costumes. I don’t get mad at the dog owners or the parents of the kid– I just start hating everyone. Literally, everyone. Why? Because it’s not just the dude dying the dog that’s a shitty person– It’s the guy who made that dye and the person who gave him the idea and the lady that said the dog was cute like that and the jackass who took a picture of it on his Blackberry and put it online.
Shitty people don’t make me hate other shitty people, they make me hate everyone.
This week has been one of those weeks where I’ve seen a bunch of shit that makes me hate everyone. For example, this morning on the subway I saw EIGHT guys shove their way in front of a blonde broad to make their way into the train. What happened to ladies first? I may not be the biggest gentleman in the world, but I know that if there’s a lady, especially if she’s a hot lady, you should let her on the fucking subway before you! People are assholes.
In spirit of there being an abundance of things that have set me into a rage, I thought I’d share three things I saw this week that made me hate everyone.
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